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Ferris Bueller Quotes

1. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
2. “A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.”
3. “Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”
4. “The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do,’ the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?'”
5. “I weep for the future.”
6. “I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean really, what’s the point? I’m not European, I don’t plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
7. “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom. I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school.”
8. “I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
9. “I did have a test today. That wasn’t bull. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
10. “I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”
11. “You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. Just doesn’t work.”
12. “The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”
13. “I want to make a lasting impression on this world.”
14. “The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do,’ the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?'”
15. “You’re not dying. You just can’t think of anything good to do.”
16. “Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.”
17. “Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.”
18. “I’m not sure of anything anymore.”
19. “Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”
20. “I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean really, what’s the point? I’m not European, I don’t plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
21. “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom. I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school.”
22. “I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
23. “I did have a test today. That wasn’t bull. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
24. “I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”
25. “You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. Just doesn’t work.”
26. “The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”
27. “I want to make a lasting impression on this world.”
28. “The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do,’ the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?'”
29. “You’re not dying. You just can’t think of anything good to do.”
30. “Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.”
31. “Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.”
32. “I’m not sure of anything anymore.”
33. “Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”
34. “I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean really, what’s the point? I’m not European, I don’t plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
35. “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom. I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school.”
36. “I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
37. “I did have a test today. That wasn’t bull. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
38. “I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”
39. “You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. Just doesn’t work.”
40. “The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”
41. “I want to make a lasting impression on this world.”
42. “The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do,’ the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?'”
43. “You’re not dying. You just can’t think of anything good to do.”
44. “Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.”
45. “Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.”
46. “I’m not sure of anything anymore.”
47. “Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”
48. “I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean really, what’s the point? I’m not European, I don’t plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
49. “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom. I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school.”
50. “I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
51. “I did have a test today. That wasn’t bull. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
52. “I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”
53. “You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. Just doesn’t work.”
54. “The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”
55. “I want to make a lasting impression on this world.”
56. “The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do,’ the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?'”
57. “You’re not dying. You just can’t think of anything good to do.”
58. “Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.”
59. “Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.”
60. “I’m not sure of anything anymore.”
61. “Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”
62. “I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean really, what’s the point? I’m not European, I don’t plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
63. “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom. I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school.”
64. “I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
65. “I did have a test today. That wasn’t bull. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
66. “I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”
67. “You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. Just doesn’t work.”
68. “The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”
69. “I want to make a lasting impression on this world.”
70. “The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do,’ the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?'”
71. “You’re not dying. You just can’t think of anything good to do.”
72. “Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.”
73. “Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.”
74. “I’m not sure of anything anymore.”
75. “Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”
76. “I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean really, what’s the point? I’m not European, I don’t plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
77. “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom. I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school.”
78. “I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
79. “I did have a test today. That wasn’t bull. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
80. “I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”
81. “You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. Just doesn’t work.”
82. “The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”
83. “I want to make a lasting impression on this world.”
84. “The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do,’ the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?'”
85. “You’re not dying. You just can’t think of anything good to do.”
86. “Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.”
87. “Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.”
88. “I’m not sure of anything anymore.”
89. “Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”
90. “I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean really, what’s the point? I’m not European, I don’t plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
91. “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom. I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school.”
92. “I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
93. “I did have a test today. That wasn’t bull. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
94. “I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”
95. “You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. Just doesn’t work.”
96. “The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”
97. “I want to make a lasting impression on this world.”
98. “The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do,’ the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?'”
99. “You’re not dying. You just can’t think of anything good to do.”
100. “Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.”

Ferris Bueller Quotes, the iconic lines from the 1986 film “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” have left a lasting impact on popular culture. From humorous to thought-provoking, these quotes offer insights into Ferris Bueller’s rebellious and carefree attitude towards life. Whether it’s his philosophy on seizing the day or his amusing remarks about his friend Cameron, Ferris Bueller’s quotes continue to resonate with audiences. So, take a moment to reflect on these memorable lines and remember to make the most of life by embracing Ferris Bueller’s philosophy of living in the present. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
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