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Alcohol Quotes

1. “A man is not drunk if he can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Dean Martin
2. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra
3. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
4. “I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway
5. “In wine, there is truth.” – Pliny the Elder
6. “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill
7. “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – George Bernard Shaw
8. “Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.” – Unknown
9. “I drink to forget I drink.” – Joe E. Lewis
10. “The best beers are the ones we drink with friends.” – Unknown

11. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Dean Martin
12. “Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” – Oscar Wilde
13. “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” – Tom Waits
14. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
15. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields
16. “I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on.” – Oscar Levant
17. “Alcohol may be the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Unknown
18. “Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life.” – Unknown
19. “I drink champagne when I win, to celebrate… and I drink champagne when I lose, to console myself.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
20. “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it.” – Rodney Dangerfield

21. “I’ll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.” – Hawkeye Pierce (M*A*S*H)
22. “The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” – William Butler Yeats
23. “I drink to make other people interesting.” – George Jean Nathan
24. “I love whiskey, and I love beer, but I’m not the kind of guy that gets drunk in front of strangers.” – Joe Nichols
25. “Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.” – Sammy Davis Jr.
26. “I drink to forget I drink.” – Dorothy Parker
27. “I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.” – Brendan Behan
28. “I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.” – William Shakespeare
29. “To some, it’s a six-pack. To me, it’s a support group.” – Leo Durocher
30. “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx

31. “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill
32. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Unknown
33. “The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.” – Unknown
34. “I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway
35. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
36. “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – George Bernard Shaw
37. “Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.” – Unknown
38. “I drink to forget I drink.” – Joe E. Lewis
39. “In wine, there is truth.” – Pliny the Elder
40. “The best beers are the ones we drink with friends.” – Unknown

41. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Dean Martin
42. “Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” – Oscar Wilde
43. “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” – Tom Waits
44. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
45. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields
46. “I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on.” – Oscar Levant
47. “Alcohol may be the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Unknown
48. “Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life.” – Unknown
49. “I drink champagne when I win, to celebrate… and I drink champagne when I lose, to console myself.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
50. “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it.” – Rodney Dangerfield

51. “I’ll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.” – Hawkeye Pierce (M*A*S*H)
52. “The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” – William Butler Yeats
53. “I drink to make other people interesting.” – George Jean Nathan
54. “I love whiskey, and I love beer, but I’m not the kind of guy that gets drunk in front of strangers.” – Joe Nichols
55. “Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.” – Sammy Davis Jr.
56. “I drink to forget I drink.” – Dorothy Parker
57. “I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.” – Brendan Behan
58. “I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.” – William Shakespeare
59. “To some, it’s a six-pack. To me, it’s a support group.” – Leo Durocher
60. “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx

61. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
62. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra
63. “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – George Bernard Shaw
64. “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill
65. “Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.” – Unknown
66. “I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway
67. “In wine, there is truth.” – Pliny the Elder
68. “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” – Tom Waits
69. “Alcohol may be the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Unknown
70. “The best beers are the ones we drink with friends.” – Unknown

71. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Dean Martin
72. “Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” – Oscar Wilde
73. “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” – Tom Waits
74. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
75. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields
76. “I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on.” – Oscar Levant
77. “Alcohol may be the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Unknown
78. “Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life.” – Unknown
79. “I drink champagne when I win, to celebrate… and I drink champagne when I lose, to console myself.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
80. “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it.” – Rodney Dangerfield

81. “I’ll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.” – Hawkeye Pierce (M*A*S*H)
82. “The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” – William Butler Yeats
83. “I drink to make other people interesting.” – George Jean Nathan
84. “I love whiskey, and I love beer, but I’m not the kind of guy that gets drunk in front of strangers.” – Joe Nichols
85. “Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.” – Sammy Davis Jr.
86. “I drink to forget I drink.” – Dorothy Parker
87. “I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.” – Brendan Behan
88. “I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.” – William Shakespeare
89. “To some, it’s a six-pack. To me, it’s a support group.” – Leo Durocher
90. “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx

91. “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill
92. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Unknown
93. “The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.” – Unknown
94. “I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway
95. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
96. “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – George Bernard Shaw
97. “Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.” – Unknown
98. “I drink to forget I drink.” – Joe E. Lewis
99. “In wine, there is truth.” – Pliny the Elder
100. “The best beers are the ones we drink with friends.” – Unknown
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